Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

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Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There's no such place. - This is a joke that many people use to make fun of their Canadian friends and family members who think that Canada has a legitimate government. While it is true that Canada is not a real country, there are still thousands of Canadians who live in Canada and want to maintain its status as an independent country.

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